Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Ultimate Questions of Wonder

Bright Pinks

Spreading Some Spring!

Now I know you have always wondered about these things:

1. How can the emotion of crying mean both happiness and sadness?

2. What is partly cloudy and partly sunny anyway, aren’t they the same?

3. Just how far is the east from the west?
My answer: One nail scared hand to the other. Think about it…

4. Why do doctors leave the room when you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway…..
I guess strip shows at the Doctor’s Office are illegal. Ya think?

5. If laughter is the best medicine, why do we say we 'died laughing'?
I see you laughing at this one…go ahead it won’t kill you!

6. Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
Now that’s just plain stupid if you think about it! LOL

7. Why do dogs like the smell of other dog’s butts?
I have no answer to this one!

8. If we came from monkeys…where did the monkey come from?
Having been taught in school the theory of evolution….I always question their logic of such tales which attempt to explain man's existence without a Creator. God plainly said in Genesis that He created the heavens and the earth. Genesis 1:1 Then in verse 26-27 God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground." So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.

So to sum it all up…God made all the animals, including the monkeys and apes, then, when satisfied with those, He made Man and Woman from His image, not a monkey’s.
…and this also answers this age old question…

9. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
DUH!

10. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

11. On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits
when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
LOL

12. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
~Lexicon. Now you know!

13. What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
 I hope I never have to wear one that long at one time to find out. But I do know what happens to one when the strap gets around the dasher in the middle of the washer!

14. What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Oh Hokey!

15. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?
I give up...I don’t even like the semi-dark brown setting…
I have to get a knife and scrape it at the sink. YuK!

16. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
I say you have succeeded to fail and did it with great success…Bravo!

17. If Darwin still insists that apes evolved into humans…well then why are
there still monkeys and apes running around?
Are they rejects that didn’t change into humans?
No way! They are still here because we need them in the zoo...It wouldn't be
the same without them, they are cute!! :)

18. Why does the nightly news start with "Good Evening" and then
they tell you everything that's wrong in the world? ? ?

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Because you asked, I will have the recipe up for the "Slap Yo Mama Italian Bake" soon.  And Cinner wanted to know what kind of food a hush puppy is. Well, it's a deep fried ball of cornbread, made with cornmeal, flour, eggs, buttermilk and onions;
and sometimes jalapenos!  Usually served with fish and shrimp.
I will share Mama's recipe later too!
Thanks for asking...I love sharing!

(: A smile can start a conversation without saying a word :)
Share one with someone today!


                   

17 comments:

Manda said...

Love #10 - it intrigues the deep thinker in me with a big smile.

Christine said...

I so enjoyed reading this post and laughing!
It's great to have a sense of humor!
Have a wonderful day!
Christine

Debra said...

SO glad you stopped by my blog-because now I can visit you! I LOVE your blog.
Blessings!!~Debra

Leann said...

Hi Cora

I've missed our visits so glad that I stopped in today to catch up! Your Easter whirlwind sounds wonderful and the food - YUMM! That's a double M 'mam:)

Enjoy your garden!
Leann

Char said...

Cindy needs to come south so we can feed her right! LOL mmmmm catfish and hushpuppies? that's good eating.

JoLyn said...

Well this gave me a wonderful laugh today! Terrific post!

Angie Berry said...

Love the answer to how far is the east from the west? So true and such a wonderful song! I'm with you on #13.. I don't think I could wear a bra for 18 hours.. that would drive me crazy!

Gotta love hush puppies! Yum!

Christina said...

i loved this! and uhem... them hush puppies look yummy! can i come on down and have you make me some! : ) lol
gotta stay here, until the casting crowns song, is done playing. yes mam.
xoxo

Jessie said...

i'm still laughing!!!
thank you :-)

Sewn With Grace said...

Love the post today, so many good things to think about. Wishing I had some of those hush puppies, yum!

amelia said...

That list made me laugh out loud- and I had coke in my mouth! You are a gem!

Kim Living Life said...

Cora this was such a great post, exactly the things we say without thinking so funny. thanks x

GWENDOLYN said...

Cora,
I laughed.. I cried... Loved this!
You have been doing alot of thinking!:)
Gwen

Sares said...

Yummy! Love all the wonderful things to ponder. I have often wondered about many of these things myself. I hope you had a great week, it sounds like you had fun with the kids and your garden is growing by leaps and bounds. Have a super weekend!

Erin Wallace said...

Cora - I love your questions of wonder - and their answers! I have something for you on my blog - please stop by!

deandean said...

I'm really glad that I spent time visiting blogs .... this very interesting, funny, witty post made me laugh for the first time today...

And the photo looks great and cheerful.. indeed a beautiful way to spread some spring!!

Sara's Sweet Surprise said...

Cora~I'm wondering how you came up with ALL these things to wonder about. #19...why do the shots of Novocain to numb you hurt?

I needed a shot to numb the shot. Especially after undergoing my recent tootsie surgery.
At one point I said (screamed)out loud to the podiatrist ..."I need a tree branch to bite down on!!!"

Sweet wishes,
Sara